I received another email the other day.
I'm sure you will all be as excited as I was when I realised it was from our good friend Supershadow.
- A sad person Adjustment disorder – Role reversal games/See the world from others perspective
- Elderly adolescence/Global warming Circular/Persistent skepticism Facilitated reflection/Person values reboot
- Out of the shadows State or Government phobia/cynicism Consensus training / Eureka moment group therapy
- Comments or otherwise Deceiving civil servants(and boasting about it) Self esteem calibration/simply smiling in public
- Forced freedom Sexism/Misogyny Responsibility therapy/ ego leveling therapy
- An immortal grandad Inappropriate incredulity/fatalism Yoga / Singularity training/ tai chi
- where-i-have-been-going-wrong Circular/Persistent skepticism Pulpit/pedestal deconstruction therapy/Train the trainer/Facilitated reflection
There are several things that really impressed me about this
The first was of course that he had taken time off from his hectic schedule to pen this, and it is obvious that he has taken some time and effort.
Then there was the fact that there is obviously Interweb access from Skellig Mór, which as some of you may know is just a rock off the west coast of Ireland. How come I can't get access to the Interweb while on my holidays while he has access on a fucking rock?
I am awfully disappointed to hear that he is sworn to secrecy as of course I haven't had a wink of sleep since they started filming there. My curiosity knows no bounds but maybe that's because I couldn't give a flying fuck? I was interested to see a report on the news though when a boat containing reporters was barred from entering a three mile exclusion zone. What was worse, they were barred by the Irish fucking Navy! I didn't know our navy was up for hire? I wonder if they are available for weddings or funerals?
I was extremely flattered and honoured that my wee site influenced the filming location though. You can all think of me when you don't go to see the film when it's released?
I am rather confused by all his links. He has obviously gone to a lot of trouble reading all 2,922 posts going back several years. Or maybe he just searched for posts about himself? Could he be so egotistical? Nah!.
Now I need your help.
Can anyone explain to me what "pedestal deconstruction" is? Something to do with demolishing statues? Or "facilitated reflection"? Someone holding a mirror for me? I know what "Eureka" and "self esteem" are but some of the others are a little baffling.
He is determined to set me on the straight and narrow path to righteousness, and I am truly touched by all his efforts on my behalf.
Am I the only one who is touched?