I seem to have upset a few people over the last couple of days?
I’m afraid I have once again incurred the wrath of Supershadow.
For those of you who don’t know who Supershadow is [shame on you], he is one of the most powerful people in this corner of the Galaxy, and maybe beyond, for it is he who has the Great Insight into the future and communes with Extra Terrestrials who are determining our fate. Oh, and he also writes the Start Wars films, I think.
He wrote to me and he is not pleased with me, which upsets me a little.
“i am writing to you to express concern with regards the increasing global warming skeptism that is scattered like a virus all over your web site. your foolishness makes me foam at the mouth.”
Apparently the rules of grammar and spelling have changed in the future which gives me hope. At least I’m on the right track there? [or should that be “the rite trak their”?]
He is glad however that my petty meanderings aren’t printed on paper.
“the only good thing about your blog is that at least its a blog an not a book and no trees were harmed.”
Well, actually I have a terrible confession to make. You see, I think my readers deserve the best and it’s for my reader’s [and for the sake of punctuation pedants, I am assuming just one reader. I’m not proud] sake my servers have their own power supply. It’s a little wood-burning station and as I believe in only the best it only burns prime mahogany specially imported from Equatorial Africa via coal fired tramp steamer. Is that wrong too?
“I cycle 10 miles to work from my 500 acre ranch and back every day instead of driving(supershadow.com megaServers are stored in a top secret location and security is only accessible via my voice print)…if there is no warming then this pretty much makes me an idiot? surely you must see how i can find your blog posts insulting.”
Surely it would be simpler to stay at home and just control the servers remotely? That’s what I do.
His last paragraph does give me grave cause for concern and will take some deep thought.
“your foolishness will catch up with you grandad. even at the 11th hour of your existence, i hold out some hope for you maturing beyond your elderly adolescence (yes you are a walking oxymoron).
its up to you. reject conflict.just relax.think.breathe. to quote george lucas – to be renewed is everything
the question is grandad , are you going to be renewed or simply recycled?”
So am I going to be renewed or recycled?
Now I know the EU is demanding ownership of my cadaver so they can use my organs, so that would class as recycling surely?
But the EU can go fuck themselves if they think they’re getting my bits, so I suppose that only leaves renewal. And renewal would entail replacing the various bits as they wear out which would mean using other people’s organs so that’s out.
Thank you for your kind mail.
Can I have a third option please?
The Walking Oxymoron