Irish Water Contract
I received my little package the other day. Irish Water want me to sign up into their little money-making scam. Do I need to say that the package is on its way back to them marked “No Contract, No Consent, … Continue reading →
Monthly Archives: September 2014
Poor rich kids
This is what I presume they mean by a “slow news day”? Apart from the usual bitching and sniping in political circles the only major story seems to be that they have discovered who sold the winning ticket in the … Continue reading →
An essay on my hole
There is something very strange going on here at the Manor. When I got home from the holiday back in June, there was a hole in the lawn. It was about three inches in diameter and went down at an … Continue reading →
The ultimate pint
I just had to check the date. It is the 27th of September, and not the 1st of April. You see, I just came across a wee article which brought about a massive You Cannot Be Serious moment. Some twat … Continue reading →
Hamlet had it right
We all know about Murphy's Law? Then there is Sod's Law. There is also the law states that a roll of paper is always strongest at the perforations. And the one about the chances of bread falling butter side down … Continue reading →
