In the extremely unlikely event that you might want to send me an e-mail, you can always contact me at

Please note though….

I do not want any offers of “guest posts”.  All my guest posts are by people I already know so any unsolicited offers go straight into the bin without a reply.  So save yourself and myself a bit of time by not bothering.  I am inundated with requests and they do nothing but piss me off.

I am not interested in Russian brides [well, not at the moment anyway].

My physical attributes are fine thanks.  I don’t need any enhancements whatsoever.  Leastwise, I have never had any complaints.

Any queries about advertising usually go in the bin too, unless you are offering a decent wodge of cash.  I don’t like advertising on websites, so my price has to be high enough to overcome my dislikes.

All offers of miracle cures will be treated with the contempt they deserve.