Lament for bygone days
I am annoyed. I was woken this morning by a headache. It was a sneaky one – like someone sticking pins in my brain – and it caught me by surprise. I’ve been munching Panadol all morning to little effect … Continue reading →
Category Archives: Alcohol
Whiskey and whisky
So they are back to worrying about The Drink. Our beloved brethren in ASH recently announced on the Twitter machine: “It should worry us all that liver cancer rates have risen over the last few decades in Scotland.” I have … Continue reading →
And now the good news
Every cloud has a silver wotsit. Or so they say. There must be some people who are absolutely thrilled at the current bit of inconvenience sweeping the planet. Take for example little Gertie Thunderbird [Blessed Be her Name]. She must … Continue reading →
The Final Solution
Our Great Gubmint has gotten itself into a bit of a quandary. Great sums are being spent on forcing us to give up smoking, to force us to drink less and even to force us to eat less. This is … Continue reading →
