I had a very busy day yesterday.
It was a beautiful day, so I decided it was time to do some long overdue jobs around the estate. There were hedges to be trimmed, ground to be dug and trees to be cut back. I set Herself to the digging while I trimmed some shrubs. I had to leave the tree pruning as I didn’t have a suitable saw. I even cut the grass.
Of course, having cut the grass, I had to have a bit of a smoke. Then the neighbours got wind of it, as it were, and they wanted a sample of the grass too. We ended up having a bit of a neighbourly barbecue.
It’s funny how these things get out of hand.
Somebody suggested a spot of wife swapping. I was all on for it, but for some reason Herself wasn’t too keen. I persuaded her that it was all in the best interests of the community spirit, so we went for it.
I’m very glad we did.
I swapped her for the loan of a chain saw.