The Manor was invaded over the weekend. I confess the invasion caught me completely off guard and the first I knew of it, they had breached my front defences and were swarming all over the lawn waving slash-hooks, siege ladders, … Continue reading →
I mentioned my bird food thief the other day. Things didn’t go quite as planned. I put out the bird food all right and hung it on a tree. The next day it was fucking gone again. As to the … Continue reading →
When it comes to presents I never know what Daughter will come up with. Not for her a gift of a sweater or a pair of socks. She invariably comes up with something I would never have thought of, such … Continue reading →
It has been sort of blustery here for the last few days. It started with Ciara apparently, Ciara being the tacky name they gave the wind. So Ciara hung around for a while and then magically transgendered into Dennis without … Continue reading →
I had a grocery delivery yesterday. Normally I have the garage door open so he can trot in with his crates of whiskey groceries straight through to the kitchen and dump them on the table. Not so yesterday. I had … Continue reading →
