One thing you have to admit about Gormless – he’s great at trying to grab the headlines. His latest effort is a ‘report’ on litter. Apparently he has been rooting through litter and rubbish in the gutter. He has decided … Continue reading →
Last night I watched the Eurovision Song Contest in glorious High Definition and surround stereo. It didn’t improve it. The Eurovision is one of those car-crash events that just has to be watched. It gets worse every year, and I … Continue reading →
Considering how clever they are supposed to be, computers can be extremely dim. I came back from the pub last night and thought I would check to see if I had any mail. Everything was fine and I was happily … Continue reading →
I have invented an automated, eco-friendly, perpetual motion lawnmower. I’m rather pleased with myself. To build one yourself, all you need is the following: four wire mesh panels a wire coat hanger three clothes pegs a water dish To build … Continue reading →
In the last half century, Ireland has changed almost beyond recognition. Anyone who time travelled from 1960 to 2010 would hardly recognise the place. Just about every aspect of society has, for better or worse changed into something unrecognisable to … Continue reading →
I had an appointment with the doctor yesterday. Normally I’m not that fond of his waiting room, as he has a crap choice of magazines. Apart from the mandatory pile of ten year old National Geographics, the only magazines he … Continue reading →
I was quietly messing around on the Interweb last night and decided to check to see if there were any updates for Roger, my SatNav. I went into the site, and sure enough, there were. “Grand” says I to myself, … Continue reading →
I read an article by Pete Wedderburn today. Pete is a vet who likes to spread himself around with newspaper articles, radio and television appearances and even the occasional bit of veterinary practice. Now I know Pete quite well. He … Continue reading →
The Irish Heart Foundation has criticised the the Irish government for a lack of significant progress in tackling and treating obesity. What fucking business is it of theirs? Once again, a branch of the Nanny State is rearing its ugly … Continue reading →
I am going away for a while in the not too distant future. I am not sure how long I am going for but it will be at least a week. If the weather is nice, I may scout around … Continue reading →
