One thing you have to admit about Gormless – he’s great at trying to grab the headlines. His latest effort is a ‘report’ on litter. Apparently he has been rooting through litter and rubbish in the gutter. He has decided … Continue reading →
Last night I watched the Eurovision Song Contest in glorious High Definition and surround stereo. It didn’t improve it. The Eurovision is one of those car-crash events that just has to be watched. It gets worse every year, and I … Continue reading →
Considering how clever they are supposed to be, computers can be extremely dim. I came back from the pub last night and thought I would check to see if I had any mail. Everything was fine and I was happily … Continue reading →
I have invented an automated, eco-friendly, perpetual motion lawnmower. I’m rather pleased with myself. To build one yourself, all you need is the following: four wire mesh panels a wire coat hanger three clothes pegs a water dish To build … Continue reading →
In the last half century, Ireland has changed almost beyond recognition. Anyone who time travelled from 1960 to 2010 would hardly recognise the place. Just about every aspect of society has, for better or worse changed into something unrecognisable to … Continue reading →
