One thing you have to admit about Gormless – he’s great at trying to grab the headlines. His latest effort is a ‘report’ on litter. Apparently he has been rooting through litter and rubbish in the gutter. He has decided … Continue reading →
Last night I watched the Eurovision Song Contest in glorious High Definition and surround stereo. It didn’t improve it. The Eurovision is one of those car-crash events that just has to be watched. It gets worse every year, and I … Continue reading →
Considering how clever they are supposed to be, computers can be extremely dim. I came back from the pub last night and thought I would check to see if I had any mail. Everything was fine and I was happily … Continue reading →
I have invented an automated, eco-friendly, perpetual motion lawnmower. I’m rather pleased with myself. To build one yourself, all you need is the following: four wire mesh panels a wire coat hanger three clothes pegs a water dish To build … Continue reading →
