I did my annual purchase of a pair of underpants last week.
People may accuse me of being slovenly, but I do change my underpants on an annual basis.
But what the fuck is this lark of putting a button on the fly? I already have a zip on my outer trousers, so what do I need a button for?
There are times when Todger needs to make a quick exit. After a few pints, for example, or if some Young One wants a quick flash. Speed may be of the essence, and having to fumble my way through an extra layer of buttons can have disastrous consequences.
I presume it is something to do with underpants bombers? People are becoming paranoid about terrorists and security and all that shit.
I blame the Americans.