Comments

False accusations — 12 Comments

  1. Fool that I am, there was one time when I was asked to go to the shops and forgot to go to the pub instead. That was a big mistake. Trust me on this – there is far less hassle in coming back with nothing then coming back with something.

    – That’s the really expensive brand of detergent, you clown!

    – Of course, all apples don’t tast the same, you halfwit!

    – When I asked for a sugar-free, caffeine-free, calorie-free bottle of coke, I did NOT mean come back with a bottle of water.

    – Did you really think that it would be funny to buy bleach when I asked for #[email protected]#’n mouthwash?

    And so on…

  2. I keep several birdfeeders om my back deck. Quite relaxing, even therapeutic to watch them. My favourite is the pileated woodpecker.

  3. Longman – I have suffered the same experience. I must admit though, I haven’t been inventive enough in the past. Bleach instead of mouthwash is a great one. I must try it….

    Ian – Bertie has been visiting us for years. I have a photo or two of him earlier on this site. There again, he could be a descendant of the original.

    Jim C – I hadn’t thought of that. Maybe if I just put up a ‘closed’ sign?

    TT – I have bird feeders, a bird table and a lot of trees and shrubs that I leave undisturbed for the birds. It annoys the hell out of the neighbours though! 😈

    Olga – So are women.

  4. The first time I saw a bottle of sugar-free, caffeine-free, calorie-free diet coke I stopped dead in my tracks, picked it up, read the label and said to her, ‘If they remove the water you would have a can of air’.

  5. Hi Grandad!

    Poor birdies – perhaps you could stick a great big cut out of a cat in the middle of the window, as a deterrent? Might turn Sandy off tennis for a while too. She can spring up and down all day trying to get the ‘cat’ and give yourself some rest and the birds a laugh! Waddya think?

  6. I think of these bird crash things as:

    Her: Jayzus! Would you look at the state of you. Where have you been?

    Him: Me.. who are you ???.. My name is Sophie….WHERE DID I LEAVE MY BABIES ??!!!!

  7. When we lived in Minnesota the worst birds for braining themselves unto deadness on the windows were cedar-waxwings. Gorgeous birds but dumb as wormless dirt. We reclassified them as tits.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

HTML tags allowed in your comment: <a target="" href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong> <img src="" height="" width="" alt="" title=""> <table border="" style=""> <iframe frameborder="" allowfullscreen="" src="" width="" height=""> <div class=""> <tbody style=""> <tr style=""> <td style=""> <sub> <sup> <pre lang="" line=""> <ul style=""> <ol style=""> <li style=""> <span class="" style=""> <noindex>

Hosted by Curratech Blog Hosting
%d bloggers like this: