The damned Interweb is trying to annoy me again. Here I am on a blustery Sunday afternoon trying to download some porn download some pirated films research the decline of the honeybee, and the fucking Interweb is acting like I … Continue reading →
This is a remarkably quiet and peaceful place. I say remarkably, because there is a main road only a few feet from us. However, we are about fifty feet above the road on a cliff so we can’t see it … Continue reading →
Dring.. Dring.. Dring.. Hello? Hello. May I speak with God please? Sorry. He’s not available at the moment. This is Saint Peter here. May I be of assistance? Howya, Pete. It’s Grandad. Ah, Grandad! I won’t ask how you are … Continue reading →
Was last week Organ Donor Awareness Week? I wasn’t aware of that. It’s a pity, because I always wanted an organ. When I was a kid, I was sent for piano lessons. I hated them. I despised them. But I … Continue reading →
Dear God, I am writing to you in desperation. I have led a good life. I have never done anyone any harm [apart from a couple of tourists but they don’t count] and treat all your creation with great respect … Continue reading →
