A startling new invention
I read an article over the weekend. To say that my gast was flabbered would be the understatement of the year. I was shocked. I was stunned. I think I can safely say I was both shocked and stunned. Yes, … Continue reading →
Tag Archives: halloween
Halloween is a speed bump
I think I can safely say that I do not like this time of year. Halloween is like a speed bump at the end of a motorway. You are flying along at a respectable speed when suddenly you hit this … Continue reading →
Freedom of choice
There has been some talk in the meeja lately about the burqa. At the outset, let me make my opinion plain â I hate the fucking things. They look weird and spooky. I like to see who I am talking … Continue reading →
Trick or Treat
In my day, we went around the houses collecting apples and nuts on Halloween. Nowadays itâs all this fucking âTrick or Treatâ. Another ghastly American import. In my day, we made do with an old sheet thrown over our heads. … Continue reading →
