This country used to be overrun with tourists. Whether it was due to the gargantuan cost of everything or the success of the Great Tourist Cull I donât know but lately they have become very thin on the ground. This … Continue reading →
I was at a session last night. Itâs a long time since I heard any decent music in a pub, as these days the âmusicianâ tends to be some bloke with a keyboard full of gizmos that provides what may … Continue reading →
I received a letter from my ex-employers the other day. The letter contained a form that I had to fill in to prove that I am alive. Why are they writing to me if they think I’m dead? Fucking idiots. … Continue reading →
Four years ago, I wrote a wee article. It was a simple pub survival guide, and it became the most popular thing I ever wrote. To date, it has been read by over 75,000 people. I thought it was time … Continue reading →
