Armageddon yet again
I see Russia is threatening to drown Ireland.
That’s nice.
All they have to do is detonate their new not-so-secret weapon – the nuclear tsunami torpedo. One 100 Megaton big bang underwater off Donegal and a massive wave of radioactive water will reduce us and our neighbours to a glowing swamp.
I suppose I can understand their desire to eradicate the UK [what country in the past hasn’t wished for that?] but I’m not quite sure what us Paddys have done to annoy Moscow. It seems a little unfair. Maybe we should inform Russia that we ain’t British, part of Great Britain or even the United Kingdom? We’re supposed to be neutral but I grant that neutrality is a little vague – we won’t supply weapons but we send Ukraine our best wishes. It’s like supporting a particular football team without actually being on the team?
I can imagine their tsunami would make quite a mess all right but I can’t see it eradicating these islands totally like they seem to dream? There are mountains in Donegal after all and while the tsunami may top them, they will still impede progress somewhat. And by the time the wave has scoured Ireland it’s not likely to cross the Welsh Mountains without slowing down a lot and I can’t see it actually reaching the east coast. They would be better off just using a smaller nuke and dropping it on London?
Maybe I’ll drop a line to old Vlad and suggest that?
Maybe he has just found out where U2 come from.
Just tell him that U2 have long gone. You, as a nation, gave them the boot.
Maybe we should just drop Bono on Moscow? Or would that be a bit harsh?
“Cruel & unusual punishment” – in spades!
I think, as usual, Ireland is so small it was ignored / forgotten about by the Russians, much to the chagrin of the chattering classes.
Our socialist leprechaun in the park is well known for his support of leftist dictators, he must be peeved.
I thought the “septics ” used Shannon allot for transport planes ? Or may old Vlad is a fan of the old Christy Moore song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsJPW5kCZNo
Just saw on the news – two American Vets were just fined in court for protesting at American military use of Shannon. They’re both in their 80s, fair play to the pair of them.
https://www.thejournal.ie/us-army-veterans-fined-shannon-airport-5754994-May2022/
There’s no such place as Ireland, it’s just an outer province of toytown Austria-Hungary.
They have that in writing, signed by people who know better.
I’d be a bit careful what you say there Paddy. They will have their own army soon, and they can put it anywhere on their territory they please.
It’s called plan 2040, or is that 1939?
Shit! Ireland doesn’t exist? Where the fuck have I been all my life?
Same place as me I suspect. In the eyes of our wannabe masters, East Sussex, where I currently reside, was actually part of the “transmanche region” along a lot of garlic snorting geese torturers. I think it still is in the minds of many.
I like to think if it as the transphobe region.
If Vlad did let loose a smaller nuke on London, it would probably cause billions of pounds of improvements.
I’m fine with him nuking London, but could you ask him to do it on a day when the wind is blowing south
I’m on the south coast so a sou wester would be preferred. I don’t think the gene pool in Norfolk would suffer much damage from a bit of fall out.
@Mudpluuger, Bucko and Mark – curses on yiz. Now I have to go and change my underwear again.