The Russians have spoken. You may remember a fortnight ago I mentioned how they were threatening to drown us and the UK in a radioactive lake? Well, our Teashop was a little miffed by this and told the Russians that … Continue reading →
A while back I suggested we drop Bono on Moscow to force them to surrender. Ted Treen replied to this saying “‘Cruel & unusual punishment’ – in spades!“. He’s right. It would probably constitute a war crime. Strangely though it … Continue reading →
I see Russia is threatening to drown Ireland. That’s nice. All they have to do is detonate their new not-so-secret weapon – the nuclear tsunami torpedo. One 100 Megaton big bang underwater off Donegal and a massive wave of radioactive … Continue reading →
Once again, I missed it. Yesterday was apparently Earth Day when we are all supposed to do something for the planet and I completely forgot. Normally I would celebrate the occasion by burning a load of old car tyres soaked … Continue reading →
