We have all heard of “the Internet of Things”?
Apparently it has inveigled itself into my life, and indeed my very self.
Now I get some very weird fucking messages popping into my Inbox, but one I received this morning shocked even my hardened sensibilities.
What the fuck are my kidneys doing sending me emails?
I don’t have Herpes so far as I am aware so I didn’t open it. I binned it via the shredder.
My kidneys can mind their own fucking business and go back to making piss like they are supposed to.