I made Herself very happy this morning. Believe me, this is no small feat. After forty plus years of marriage though I am beginning to learn the tricks. Last month I wrote a wee brainfart [please note how I remembered … Continue reading →
Okay, my slip up on Friday was a little amusing. There I go posting on a subject which I wrote about a mere few weeks ago. How daft was that? Personally it worried me a bit. You see I had … Continue reading →
For those of you who may have missed it, I had a letter published in the paper the other day. Sir, – I am a pensioner who likes to sit outside my local coffee shop with my coffee, my dog … Continue reading →
There is a couple I know of. I’ll call ’em Annie and Bart. Now Annie and Bart live in a modest bungalow which has a fair bit of land attached. All well and good, except that their relationship is – … Continue reading →
I am out of circulation for one day and what happens? That little sack of pus Reilly is at it again. Ex-minister wants Dunnes, Tesco, Supervalu to stop selling cigarettes. The cunt just can’t help himself, can he? He gets … Continue reading →
I am not a happy camper today. That odious fat skunk James Reilly is back in the headlines. Reilly, I might remind you is an ex-Minister for Health and ex-deputy leader of his party who was summarily and quite rightly … Continue reading →
A few months ago, Herself and I talked idly about a holiday in France. It was pure wishful thinking as there are just too many obstacles nowadays. There is the complication of pets, finance and of course health. Leastwise I … Continue reading →
Today is Earth Day. Or so I am told. This is the day when we all get together and …….. Well. I’m not quite sure what we’re supposed to do? I had a look around the Interwebs and maybe discover … Continue reading →
It is done! A few days ago I decided to try fixing the lawnmower. All I had to do was replace a belt, and I even had the correct belt to hand. All I had to do, my arse! I … Continue reading →
Our gubmint seems to be terribly confused. Last month they proposed a scheme whereby contraceptives are free for all. Of course “free” means “paid for out of taxes” and I don’t see why I should pay for kids to shag … Continue reading →
