Do not use the lifeboat
Just imagine the scenario.
There you are having the holiday of a lifetime on board a cruise liner somewhere in the Caribbean, or maybe the Mediterranean or even off the beach at Blackpool [choose your own favourite spot].
Anyhows, there you are enjoying the sea air and trying to ignore the other tedious passengers when the ship hits a rock. Or maybe an iceberg, though that’s rather unlikely in the Caribbean, or the Mediterranean?
So there you are floundering around in the wreckage, barely keeping afloat when you discover your mobile phone is miraculously still working. You phone for help.
“Put on your lifejacket” shouts the voice at the other end.
But you have already discovered that the lifejackets are fuck all use.
“I’ll teach you to swim!” offers the voice at the other end.
Another fucking useless bit of help.
At that moment, a lifeboat floats by. It’s a beauty, with food and water and a nice comfortable area to sit and wait for rescue. You happily inform the disembodied voice on the phone that you have resolved your own problem.
“Don’t get into that lifeboat!” the voice shrieks. “It could be dangerous. It could sink. On no account are you to use it to save your life.”
Daft?
Insane?
Information given out with e-liquid –
nice analogy
I don’t even like the idea of a cruise myself. I would probably be bored rigid!
Speechless – again.
Health Warning: Do not start to research anything to do with tobacco control which also has managed to get vaping under it’s worldwide control by defining the combination of propylene glycol, vegetable glycerine, flavours, (in some cases) nicotine and pieces of plastic, metal, cotton balls and rechargable batteries as a “tobacco product”. If you do not heed this warning and start to research in this area of “expertise” be thoroughly warned: You will experience a continuing boggling of the mind, no matter where in the world you live and at which country you look for your research. You will also become one of those citizens (no matter of which country) who will be continuously and thoroughly pissed off by the hipocrisy and corruption in this field of “expertise”.
Fabulous. That definition of vaping equipment could do with being spread across the world to enable as many people as possible to realise that they can safely dismiss any information put forward regarding vaping which refers to it as a tobacco product.
“Keep out of sight of children and animals”
?!
Do they really believe that just the mere sight of a bottle of e-liquid will have Mr Floppy-Doppy-Ears on 40 a day?! Benson on the Benson & Hedges? I’ve heard of a smoking pussy but not usually in that context.
I noticed that and had similar thoughts. Maybe I should be hiding my baccy from the dog?
[*Says he: Do you smoke after intercourse? Says she: I dunno. I never looked.*]
Mind you, that said, my parents did take me to see http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-1972-chimpanzee-chimps-pipe-of-peace-billy-the-kid-an-eight-year-old-89273730.html