Scientists claim to have found the earliest known ancestor of Homo Sapiens. I would humbly tend to disagree. I think they may have discovered the earliest known ancestor of a different and alien species altogether. You see the clue is … Continue reading →
There seems to be a little background chatter about migration these days? Of course Donald Duck has stirred things up over the pond with his little announcement about restricting [or banning? I wasn’t paying that much attention] access to the … Continue reading →
Well, I finally went and done and did it. After years months weeks hours of procrastination I took the plunge. I knew there were many pitfalls and dangers involved such as loss of vital data and even the possibility [God … Continue reading →
Doomed, I tell you. Dooooomed. Yes, it is a mere two and a half minutes to The End of Days, so I have to type quickly or I’ll never get this published. Fuck me but they’re a cheery bunch, aren’t … Continue reading →
I must admit that mobile phones do have one little advantage. So their screens are irritating and they are slow and infuriating but I do tend to have mine on or about my person most times. And therein comes their … Continue reading →
I don’t know why but the National Car Test really winds me up. It’s an annual circus that hits me around February and it involves a fair bit of jiggling around with the calendar. You see, the cunts in the … Continue reading →
What the fuck is this obsession with cancer? There are a million ways to die and, sad to say we will all succumb to one of them sooner or later. But the one we mustn’t die from under any circumstances … Continue reading →
There I am, sitting in my comfy chair and half dozing. My mobile phone rings. I grab the phone but accidentally press the sleep button [on the side of the phone where I would naturally grasp]. Phone goes dead. Fire … Continue reading →
What is wrong with you people? I take a couple of days off and yiz all start moaning and leaving comments and sending me emails. Have you nothing better to do? When I was a nipper and made the mistake … Continue reading →
I have decided. I am taking a break. After over ten years of pouring out the verbal squits, I think I deserve one? Maybe I’ll be back tomorrow, or next week, next month or even next year? Who knows? I’m … Continue reading →
