Five times. Five fucking times I sat down to write something here and five fucking times I was interrupted with something "important" that wasn't fucking important to me but presumably was to the interruptees. I'm too fucking soft hearted. And … Continue reading →
When I was a lad, water was water. I grant that you could find water in many different guises such as rivers, the sea, clouds, rain, out of a tap or in your whiskey, but remove the minerals or the … Continue reading →
It happens a couple of times a year. Sometimes only once. Sometimes even three times. It happened yesterday. I just got pissed off. Mainly I got pissed off with taking in a mouthful of hairs when I ate my dinner. … Continue reading →
"Hello?" "Hi, Sir." "Is that the Google Earth office?" "It is indeed, Sir. How may I help you?" "You have fucking done it again!" "I beg your pardon, Sir? Done what?" "You have fucking photographed my garden again without warning … Continue reading →
