"Is that the Google Earth office?"
"It is indeed, Sir. How may I help you?"
"You have fucking done it again!"
"I beg your pardon, Sir? Done what?"
"You have fucking photographed my garden again without warning me first."
"Sorry about that, Sir. What seems to be the problem?"
"The problem is that my wife's underwear is hanging out there on the clothesline for the whole fucking world to see."
"Ah! We wondered what that was here in the office. My money was on a windsock, though there's no sign of an airfield."
"Very fucking funny! It's bad enough when she wanders around the house in her underwear without the whole fucking world having a laugh. I want you to send your airplane or your drone or whatever the fuck it is and take another photograph."
"Sir. We don't use aircraft or drones. We use photographs from satellites."
"Yes Sir. Satellites are orbiting Earth taking photographs from space and we use those."
"Do you mean to say that my wife's bloomers are visible from Outer Space?"
"Indeed Sir. Your wife's underwear joins the Great Wall of China as being the only man made items to be visible from Outer Space with the naked eye. You should be proud, Sir?"
"Sweet sufferin' Jayzus! This isn't funny. When are you next sending your fucking satellite over here?"
"Search me" said the man from Google with a giggle.
From now on, unless they are nakedly unaware, all self respecting gentlemen must hang up their polkadotted or striped boxers to dry in their greenhouses. Opaque glass is needed, so apply for grants to purchase same to the Department offering house improvement funds.
What have gentleman's undies to do with it? Mind you – damn good idea to make Herself hang her smalls [Hah! That's a joke] in a greenhouse. It'll mean shifting some of my prized specimens to make room, but what the hell….
Many's the time I've told my OH that her ass is out of this world, looks like it is true in your case!
And I have the photographic evidence to prove it!
Jesus, GD, does she sleep in a separate bed???
Of course. She sleeps in the shed. She complains occasionally but I just point out that it's more comfortable than the coal hole.
A win for Ireland!
I saw that! I think Serbia was a very close contender though?
and that is why knickers should not be hung on the line to dry…use a rack indoors
She can hang 'em up in the shower. No one ever uses that.
Well phooey! I cranked up Google Earth and looked at Head Rambles manor from 3 different angles (two were street view) and there weren't any bloomers in sight. I know I head the location right because when I tried the gate it was jammed.