I was messing around with that Google Analyticals thingy. Apparently since I started on this lark, this site has had 656,000 visitors, give or take an idiot or two. And the average time they spend on the site is around … Continue reading →
I know itâs sort of traditional for us old folk to mutter about modern music butâ¦â¦ One of the houses down the road held a barbecue the other night and they obviously kitted the place out with gigantic speakers. The … Continue reading →
Listen lads…. It’s only a fucking baby. Having a baby isn’t exactly rocket science. It’s been happening for generations. Every second 4.17 babies are born world wide. Now if I could see the woman who is doing that, that would … Continue reading →
I watched a bit of the BBC News last night. That slimy oik Cameron was on. Now there is a face that is crying out for a size twelve boot â you people in the UK have my deepest sympathies. … Continue reading →
