I was messing around with that Google Analyticals thingy.
Apparently since I started on this lark, this site has had 656,000 visitors, give or take an idiot or two.
And the average time they spend on the site is around two minutes.
Doing a rough calculation on the back of a cigarette packet, that means visitors have spent a total of around two and a half years reading my musings.
You have no idea how proud that makes me feel.
Just think – how many people are there who have managed to waste a whole two and a half years of the world’s productivity and evolutionary progress?