Horse riding
I'm just back from visiting my poor laptop in hospital.
They are going to give it a series of CAT scans, MRSI scans and probably a dose of MRSA. The poor thing's spirits are very low, but I think the grapes may have cheered it up a bit.
On the way back, I had the radio on. Normally I play CDs but I forgot to bring anyway so I was stuck with a station pumping out that thumping crap they call modern music.
In between thumping earaches the announcer suddenly got all breathless –
"Is Jennifer Anniston pregnant? The whole world is abuzz with the question!"
What the fuck?
Now I have written before about Ms Aniston, so it may come as no surprise that I think she is a complete, total and utter nonentity who can't act for nuts and isn't even that good looking [they’d probably find horse DNA in her too?].
So could someone please tell me why I, or anyone else for that matter should give a flying fuck whether she is pregnant or not? If she had invented cold fusion or had assassinated Van Rompuy I would say fair play to the lass, but getting fucking pregnant? Jayzus! I would be more excited if I heard that Ishtar Baltasar in Syria is pregnant and I don't even know if she exists.
Is this really what is at the forefront of the minds of modern yoof? Are they so fucking brain-dead that this is all they worry about?
We're all fucked.
As they are having trouble providing bread, they need to keep the circuses going to keep the masses from revolting.
If Aniston is all that stands between us and revolution, then it really is time she was removed.
Where do we send the “get well soon” cards to?
Ward 6, Blackrock Clinic. Only the best for my laptop.
Well…it's news, ya know, because Saint Jennifer was a virgin.
"Saint Jennifer was a virgin" Weren't we all, once? Does she walk on water?
Not water so much but I understand she'd do broken glass if it would get her closer to Saint Brad…
It's people's "need to know" about the "rich and famous" that makes them more rich and famous!
Does that mean the mindless mob will be getting even more pregnant because of this?
I don't give a flying fuck about Jennifer Aniston being pregnant or not either GD and I think I'm considered yoof.
Besides she's in her 40s herself I'm sure.
I heard once that Tom Jones got a ball lift.. or was that Tom Selleck.. anyways, is that the sort of thing all ye old foggies care about? 🙂
If they were my balls, sure – I'd care.
Everyone else can keep their twins' business to themselves, thank you.
sorry but i can't answer your question as to why anyone one should give a flying fuck in regards to Jennifer Aniston being pregnant! That said…….. i couldn't give a flying fuck about around 90% of the so called shite which is deemed news these days. Nuff said!!!!
yep… one too many ones lol….. now that is news :
Is that hussy Aniston even married ????
Sorry, abort that last comment.
Sorry. Can't do. Agin the law.
Well I care very much. I can't afford to pay one more paternity suit brought against me by a famous celebrity I happened to shag when she begged me for it.
Damn! I hope she paid really well?
Maybe the laptop is in the family way? hmmmmmm
Hmmmmm, indeed. A wee Blackberry on the way? Or one of those Pi things?
Even if the radio question had been about junior minister Lucinda Creighton I wouldn't have been interested. Foreign celebrity junk is part of the infotainment industry that beavers away to take our minds off the essentials that matter – such as whether the euro is doomed, whether the price of spuds will go up or down, whether China will invest in an indoor polytunnel green tea plantation on the Bog of Allen, whether Cork hurlers will make it to this year's semifinals, or whether the potholes around Grandad's home are soon going to get properly looked into by Wicklow Council.