Five months to go — 15 Comments

  1. I confess I sometimes have slight doubts about Doc’s qualifications.  The doubts usually arise when he is absent from his surgery because he is on a farm somewhere treating a sick animal.

  2. I met a lad recently who’d been to the Doc. Said he’d swollowed €2. Doc asked him, was there any change. Fuckin HSE Doctors. I’m going to the local Vet. He’ll see me straight away and he lets me play with his Pussys.

  3. Was it a Sheep Farm he was treating the ‘sick animal’ on?
    My dog, (on right) ‘Spot’, would sort that bugger out.

  4. Oh!  That’s your dog?  I thought you looked a bit strange.  Doc does all the farms around here so it could be sheep, cattle or goats.  The only real problem I have with Doc is that he seems to think that castration solves a lot of problems.

  5. Thats what the Vet thinks too. Have to watch him closely. And yes its my Dog. I have the opposite hair problem. Solar panel too.

  6. MeThinks there is a pending need to start a “Name the little GD bugger” contest.  Grandad JR. will not be my choice.

    This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window…

    He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

    “Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?

    “Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.

    He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”

    Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

    She replies, “Yes, getting herpes – that’s why I am here!”

    Another HSE Doctor………..

  8. I suspected my quack when he checked my prostrste – all through the examination he had two hands on my shoulders.

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