That wedding
I am sick and tired of hearing about that fucking wedding. Herself has been wittering on about it all week, and I am being driven demented. I told her to shut the fuck up about it, but she just accused … Continue reading →
Monthly Archives: April 2011
Fly with cunnilingus
There is an old joke about the bloke who thought cunnilingus was an Irish airline until he discovered Smirnoff. Our Sandy has discovered cunnilingus. She has always been a very clean dog. She also is extremely shy about her bodily … Continue reading →
Plain sailing my arse
Last January I mentioned that we had decided on a French holiday again this year. The holiday is all arranged, with documents signed and deposits paid. Sandy has her passport and we are all ready to goâ¦â¦.. Except that I … Continue reading →
A green and black future
Head Rambles Manor. Date: 25th April 2031 You are lucky that I am able to write this as I have had no power for the last week or so. We have been having quite a spell of reasonable weather. We … Continue reading →
