OK. So Osama bin Laden is dead.
Or is it Obama sin Laden?
Names confuse me sometimes. I trust it isn’t Bollock O’Bama from Moneygall anyway.
I see the celebrations have started already.
It strikes me as somewhat incongruous that a country that prides itself on its religious fervour and reliance on God should celebrate a death in such fashion, but who am I to question these things?
At least I won’t be confused with the fecker any more.