Well, ladies and gentlemen. Have you all got your tubes of KY jelly, your jars of Vaseline and your boxes of Kleenex at the ready?
You had better have, for today is the day when we all get royally bum-fucked.
Today, you are not only going to be raped, but you are going to enjoy it. Because it is, after all your ‘patriotic duty’?
Having handed the country over to the bankers and the builders for the last few years, the government have discovered that the coffers have been cleaned out, and the bankers and builders are now happily sunning themselves in various tax havens. It is up to us as ‘patriotic citizens’ to fill the coffers again.
We all have to ‘feel the pain’. Cowen told us so. After all, isn’t he taking a massive pay cut down to a miserly €228,466? The poor man. How will he ever subsist on that paltry sum? I must send him the address of his local St Vincent de Paul.
Knowing that he is cutting his salary to a mere fifteen times what I get, will of course make my pain that much easier to take.
I know I am going to be hammered with their fucking carbon tax. For all of you who question why the governments are pushing the Global Warming agenda so hard, there is your answer – a fucking massive new revenue stream that we can’t complain about because ‘it’s for the good of the planet’. I filled up on oil yesterday, and I’m filling the car today, even though I don’t need to [I’m still running on petrol I bought in Caen, in France]
So my advice is to just sit back, and enjoy the ride [as it were].
If the clergy don’t fuck us up the arse, the government will.