I swear to God, if I hear that fucking Slade song “Merry Xmas Everyone” one more time, I’m going to find that Noddy Holder, stick my twelve bore up his arse and fire both barrels.
It’s not often you get good news in the papers these days. I was browsing this morning, and of course one of the main stories was the Guinness fire. Here was a national tragedy that was narrowly averted. Forget your … Continue reading →