Not many people know this, but my Sharon has a delightful if somewhat black sense of humour.
I taught her well.
Earlier in the week, there was a news item about some twats who were trying to remove a tree from the back garden of a house in California. The only thing they succeeded in doing was to very neatly slice the house in two.
Poor Sharon was given the task of introducing the item on the News. She could barely contain her laughter.
So, Sharon – this is for you.
Did I ever tell you you have a very sexy laugh?