I just love the summer.
Today is a typical Irish summer’s day.
It’s pissing down out of the heavens, and thunder is rolling around the mountain peaks. It ain’t exactly warm either.
The weatherman apologised last night and said that there was no respite in sight. He said this summer was probably going to be like last summer. I don’t know why he apologised, as contrary to popular misconception, he only reports the weather. He doesn’t make it.
Yet another tree blew down last weekend.
The pond is overflowing.
Where’s all this Global Warming that people are so obsessed with? I have never heard so much shite in all my life.
I’m going out now.
I’m going to build myself a boat.