Americans are weird.
I just cannot understand this thing they have for guns.
They rant about their ‘right to bear arms’. They train their kids to shoot before they can walk. Some of them have guns in every room.
And then they worry that they may get shot.
They cry out in horror when some kid goes ballistic [hah!] and shoots a load of people. They’re scared to sack someone in case he returns with an Uzi.
I came across this site a while ago [I can’t remember how or where] and I didn’t know what to make of it.
It is the most surreal website I have ever come across. I thought at first it was a joke, but I don’t think it is.
Just take a look at the products on offer, and ask yourself if this is a mature society.
I think the scariest part is the video they have so proudly embedded on their front page. Look at the woman and her casual attitude. Look at her expression at the end. Is she fit to be a mother?
Take a look, and let me know what you think. Am I mad? Are they mad? Is the whole world going mad?
I’m going down to my corner shop, and I’m going to buy myself a Magnum.
It’s a chocolate covered ice-cream on a stick.