Grandad exposed — 21 Comments

  1. You should have seen the original!

    No. On second thoughts, you shouldn’t. You are my daughter after all….

  2. We took a video of the whole thing. Dick just got a preview. We are open to offers from publishers or those who might wish to avoid further exposure . . .

    BTW. The goat ate your trousers.

  3. If you are trying to blackmail me, Neighbour, then feel free. As you can see, I have nothing to hide. In fact, if you give me the video, I’ll put it on the web.

    Great night, by the way. I really enjoyed it. Sorry about all the bloodstains though [and the hole in the ceiling]. We must do it again, soon.

    Pity about the trousers. I thought the goat tasted a bit leathery.

  4. Did you get a recording of your interview? I set my alarm so I could listen to it. Set my alarm, I did. When the alarm sounded I promptly jumped out of bed, crushed the clock with my fist, mumbled something about it being too fecking early and went directly back to bed I slept for two more hours. I feel great.

  5. Brianf – You did the right thing. That is the right way to treat alarm clocks.

    They said they’d send me a copy, sometime. It doesn’t mean I’m going to publish it though!

  6. That Radio Kerry’s website is a rather alarming colour. I wonder if the studio is round? heh heh…

  7. Dont know why, but for some reason the wristwatch amused me; just before I tore my eyes away and threw up.

  8. TT – I had to keep my watch on. The sign of a good guest is one who knows when it’s time to leave.

  9. I notice your ‘censored’ sign is a little smaller than Red Cardinal’s photo? Is that indicative of the member beneath it? And sorry Grandad, but now you’re a celeb AND on the internet, all hope of privacy is abandoned! Now go and put yer jocks on for goodness sakes, you’ll leave skid marks on the couch!

  10. Baino – My censored sign is smaller because Dick’s interfered with the artistic integrity of the overall photograph. I thought you knew about photography?

    And I don’t leave skid marks!!!!!

  11. Well rumours are growing that the video is coming soon.

    I heard they’re calling it ‘One Night On Grandad’.

    Movie deal with Paris coming soon no doubt…

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