I am beginning to realise that fame has its price.
I am late in writing today, because I have just been interviewed by the lovely Deirdre Walsh on Radio Kerry.
No. It was nothing to do with blogging.
They wanted to talk to me because I am an endangered species. Along with various whales and tigers.
Yes. Pipe smokers are almost extinct. I am going to apply to Brussels for a preservation order, but in the meantime, Radio Kerry wanted an archive of an interview with a real live pipe-smoker, before we are overpowered by the cigarette smoking hoards.
Also, my other little sideline has been exposed on the Interweb.
That b*st*rd Dick has blown my cover. He never got over the Ron thing and has been itching to get his own back ever since. He has discovered the real reason behind Head Rambles and has posted about it.
What’s worse, he was obviously at the New Years Eve party [though I don’t remember seeing him there], and the f*ck*r had his camera with him.
Now, we celebrities have our rights. We have a right to private lives. We resent media intrusion. Just ask Paris Hilton or Jane Goody. Look what happened to Diana. So when Dick starts publishing private photos of me on the Interweb, I get annoyed…..
I’m off to see my solicitor, and buy some pipe tobacco.