Grandad exposed — 21 Comments

  1. We took a video of the whole thing. Dick just got a preview. We are open to offers from publishers or those who might wish to avoid further exposure . . .

    BTW. The goat ate your trousers.

  2. If you are trying to blackmail me, Neighbour, then feel free. As you can see, I have nothing to hide. In fact, if you give me the video, I’ll put it on the web.

    Great night, by the way. I really enjoyed it. Sorry about all the bloodstains though [and the hole in the ceiling]. We must do it again, soon.

    Pity about the trousers. I thought the goat tasted a bit leathery.

  3. Did you get a recording of your interview? I set my alarm so I could listen to it. Set my alarm, I did. When the alarm sounded I promptly jumped out of bed, crushed the clock with my fist, mumbled something about it being too fecking early and went directly back to bed I slept for two more hours. I feel great.

  4. Brianf – You did the right thing. That is the right way to treat alarm clocks.

    They said they’d send me a copy, sometime. It doesn’t mean I’m going to publish it though!

  5. I notice your ‘censored’ sign is a little smaller than Red Cardinal’s photo? Is that indicative of the member beneath it? And sorry Grandad, but now you’re a celeb AND on the internet, all hope of privacy is abandoned! Now go and put yer jocks on for goodness sakes, you’ll leave skid marks on the couch!

  6. Baino – My censored sign is smaller because Dick’s interfered with the artistic integrity of the overall photograph. I thought you knew about photography?

    And I don’t leave skid marks!!!!!

  7. Well rumours are growing that the video is coming soon.

    I heard they’re calling it ‘One Night On Grandad’.

    Movie deal with Paris coming soon no doubt…

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