She sticks a couple of posts on a blog and she thinks she is the bee’s knees.
I’m not worried about eBay. As soon as I saw she had discovered it, I reported the credit cards as stolen. That way, not only is the pension safe, but with a bit of luck she’ll be arrested as well. She can have her SINGLE bed in Mountjoy
No. She’ll be back. Myhome or whoever are going to be a bit p*ssed that she can’t afford her “Pad” and will turf her out soon enough. So, come tomorrow night, when she’s standing out in the street in the lashing rain with her possessions in her Superquinn green bag, she’ll see Grandad on telly in some shop window. She’ll get homesick. She always does.
I’ll take her back, because I’m soft that way. She’ll have to grovel, but she’s used to that. And she is going to have to empty the chemical toilet every week instead of every month as punishment.
So, will you lot please stop encouraging her. It is going to her head.
She likes it here really.