On being an anarchist

Being a Born Again Anarchist is not easy.

I do my bit for the cause, like dumping all my rubbish in the recycle bin and then covering it in newspapers, or decorating my dartboard with a photograph of Duncan Stewart but that's not enough.

Like any devout follower of a cause I wish to profess my faith publicly and spread The Word.  Somehow, driving through the village at 80 when the limit is 50 isn't quite enough [mainly because non-anarchists do that as well].

What I need above all is a way to publicly give the two fingers to all those who profess the Green Way, with their eco-friendly this and their sustainable that.  I am sick to the back tooth of all this shite about conservation and "saving the planet" and I want to make a gesture that will forever stamp me as an objector to their various causes.

That is why I would dearly love to get one of these …….

Just imagine the sheer joy of finding one of those hybrid cars, or even better one of those electric yokes?  Then there are those lycra-clad roadhogs with their stupid bunches of bananas on their heads weaving their bikes all over the road.  Just a simple flick of a switch and I announce my stance?  I don't think there would be any doubt as to where my allegiances don't lie?

I wonder if they do deals on those vehicles for pensioners?


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On being an anarchist — 14 Comments

    • Hah!  If he wants to bitch about the cost of "gas", he should come to good old Ireland.

      I estimate it at around $7.50 for a U.S. Gallon.  Any Merkans care to comment?

  1. Yup, I used to do that for a living. Just chuck a load of diesel through the injectors and restrict the turbo. Then let the turbo spin up, burn the fuel instead of dumping it, and take off like a scalded cat. There was even a control on the dashboard…. Much find time to finish the upgrade on my current daily driver

  2. Were you channeling this chap?

    ‘The MEP Luke “Ming” Flanagan stated that Ireland paid €67 billion, which amounts to 42% of the European bank bailout for 1% of the European population. He went on to say that Ireland wants that money back.

    “I actually love Europe, but I despise the EU,” said to gasps from others in the chamber.’


    • Hah!  Good old Ming.  He has been campaigning for the legalisation of pot for years.  He would always get my vote, if I voted.

      • In the clip Ming puts it bluntly to Juncker and pals: The Irish people want their 67m euro back. That's more important than smoking a joint or two. I could buy a brewery and a stud farm of racing horses for that kind of money.

  3. Visual cinematic artistry at its most powerful. The producer has socked it definitively to all those namby-pamby tree-hugging bikers, walkers and quiche-eating wankers who don't pay their road tolls like the rest of us hard driving motorists and truckers. America was built on sweat, ulcers and the robust belching of productive fumes. Case proved. 

  4. my mr lives for the rings in his diesel jetta to blow… then it goes round the city farting black and he's giggling like a fool


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