Being a Born Again Anarchist is not easy.
I do my bit for the cause, like dumping all my rubbish in the recycle bin and then covering it in newspapers, or decorating my dartboard with a photograph of Duncan Stewart but that's not enough.
Like any devout follower of a cause I wish to profess my faith publicly and spread The Word. Somehow, driving through the village at 80 when the limit is 50 isn't quite enough [mainly because non-anarchists do that as well].
What I need above all is a way to publicly give the two fingers to all those who profess the Green Way, with their eco-friendly this and their sustainable that. I am sick to the back tooth of all this shite about conservation and "saving the planet" and I want to make a gesture that will forever stamp me as an objector to their various causes.
That is why I would dearly love to get one of these …….
Just imagine the sheer joy of finding one of those hybrid cars, or even better one of those electric yokes? Then there are those lycra-clad roadhogs with their stupid bunches of bananas on their heads weaving their bikes all over the road. Just a simple flick of a switch and I announce my stance? I don't think there would be any doubt as to where my allegiances don't lie?
I wonder if they do deals on those vehicles for pensioners?