Falling standards

Cardinal's 'sexual conduct' fell below standards

Not being ones to accept headlines at face value, we dispatched our roving reporters to ascertain their veracity.

Mary “Bullwhip” Fletcher is quoted as saying “Useless.  Not into S&M at all”.

Apparently the Junior Boys’ Choir was distinctly unimpressed.

Cassie McDonald, well known part time occupant of the bus-shelter said she had had better shags from a limp cucumber.

So maybe the headline is right after all?

We wouldn’t want to be accused of bashing the bishop

or a cardinal.

Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterShare on StumbleUponDigg thisPin on PinterestShare on RedditShare on Tumblr

Comments

Falling standards — 12 Comments

              • My brother asked the doc if he could have prescription for quarter tablets of viagra. When the doc told him he was unlikely to achieve a full erection with only a quarter of a tab, my brother said that he didn't want that – he just wanted it to stick out far enough to stop pissing on his slippers on a cold morning …

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>