Cardinal's 'sexual conduct' fell below standards

Not being ones to accept headlines at face value, we dispatched our roving reporters to ascertain their veracity.

Mary “Bullwhip” Fletcher is quoted as saying “Useless.  Not into S&M at all”.

Apparently the Junior Boys’ Choir was distinctly unimpressed.

Cassie McDonald, well known part time occupant of the bus-shelter said she had had better shags from a limp cucumber.

So maybe the headline is right after all?

We wouldn’t want to be accused of bashing the bishop

or a cardinal.

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Falling standards — 12 Comments

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