Not being ones to accept headlines at face value, we dispatched our roving reporters to ascertain their veracity.
Mary “Bullwhip” Fletcher is quoted as saying “Useless. Not into S&M at all”.
Apparently the Junior Boys’ Choir was distinctly unimpressed.
Cassie McDonald, well known part time occupant of the bus-shelter said she had had better shags from a limp cucumber.
So maybe the headline is right after all?
We wouldn’t want to be accused of bashing the bishop
or a cardinal.