I suppose that’s news to you lot as you never noticed I was gone in the first place.
It’s a long story, but basically our host and landlord decided to move house. Of course he went and took the Interweb with him.
I had to track him down and kidnap his missus.
He said that he was happy to keep the Interweb, and wished me luck with the missus.
In fairness to him, he took pity on me and moved back to his old house.
Fucking Interweb still doesn’t work properly. I have to sit outside the front door or it keeps breaking.
Life’s a bugger sometimes.