Frankly, I’m not a great one for conspiracy theories.
JFK? World Trade Centre? Man on the Moon? I can live with them.
But there are times when I really wonder if there is a grain of truth.
Take for example my Interweb connection. For a long time it was abysmally slow. Then the fucking wireless thingy disappeared [I’m still not sure how]. Having gotten that back yesterday, I discovered today that there is no power. OK, it’s back now, but that’s probably a mistake. Add those factors together and you realise that someone is going to one hell of a lot of trouble to keep me quiet.
I would blame the CIA, but frankly they couldn’t wipe their arses without a roadmap. Could it be MI5? Nah! They have no reason.
There is only one organisation that I can think of that hates negative press, that has the power to bully any country and that is stupid enough to come up with the idea.
The EU is trying to silence me again.