I wandered over to Poodwaddle.
I know that sounds like some place in the Australian Outback, but it isn’t. It’s a weird site that has all sorts of clocks on it.
I went to the Age Calculator.
I put in my age, and then answered all 33 or 34 questions. I didn’t lie. I told the absolute truth. I even told the truth about my smoking.
Apparently, my Virtual Age [which is apparently the state of physical health of my body] is only 40.9. Sure I’m only a nipper!!
The other thing though, is that apparently my life expectancy is 94.1. I like the 0.1 – it means I can calculate to the month.
This means I have another 30 to 40 years to go [assuming Ron or the CIA don't get me first].
Will my pension last that long?
Can you put up with me for that long?
Can I put up with me for that long?
As soon as I posted this they removed the clock out of Poodwaddle, for legal reasons.
They give an alternative site, so I took the test there.
That gives me a physical Age of 36.5 !!! I’ve just gained four and a half years
And my life expectancy has shot up to 99. Wow. I might get the telegram from the Pres yet…