The whole truth
Dear God, I know I haven’t been in touch lately and I apologise for that. Anyway, I know you have been rather busy with the war between the Bssghyts and the Rtfdds over on that galaxy in Quadrant 42. Here … Continue reading →
Tag Archives: winning
Ireland elects a second turkey
For the first time ever, I took part in a phone-vote last night. I hate phone-votes, because they have led to a cheap, tacky format of television programming. I won’t watch any program that involves a public vote, including all … Continue reading →
How do vegetarians like their steak cooked?
I was at a Do last night. Now, I am a quiet bloke who likes the peaceful life up in the mountains, so I find these functions somewhat bewildering at the best of times. Last night was surreal, to put … Continue reading →
Wherefore art thou, Ron?
I went for a pint last night. The place was full of tourists, and they seemed to have driven the regulars away. I blame the sunshine. Anyway, I sat outside on the bonnet of a brand new Land Rover Discovery … Continue reading →
