Being pulled four ways at once
I am going through a very bad time at the moment. So much to do and so little time to do it. I am being pulled four ways at the moment – home, business, blogging and The Book. At least … Continue reading →
Category Archives: The Book
Celebrity status isn't all it's cracked up to be
Being a celebrity is really hard work. The hardest part is fighting off all the beautiful young women who insist on crawling all over me. Elaine [Head of the Grandad Fan Club] It is difficult at my age. Here I … Continue reading →
P.M.S. I Love You
Laptop: You think you’re fucking great. Me: What? Laptop: You and your fucking award. You think you’re the dog’s bollix. Me: What are you on about? Laptop: It’s only a cheap lump of metal. You’re swanning around like it’s a … Continue reading →
Mixing the grin and the gripe
Last night I mixed the grain and the grape, which is something they say you should never do. They’re right. Whoever ‘they’ are. I have a slight hangover. Yesterday was a little cause for celebration. And for those of you … Continue reading →
