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It was my syndrome what done it

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Once more we have a new “a study has found”.

On an apparently daily basis these utterly useless studies clutter up the newspapers with their breathless “you’ll never believe what we have discovered” type of banal shite.

The latest is a study into whether children hear voices.

God give me strength!

Some fucking idiot at some point sat down and actually decided this would be a valuable contribution to society? 

I would love to know what he was smoking at the time.

I could do with some of that.

Could someone please tell me what scintilla of value this study could possibly add to the sum of all human knowledge?

Of course they are claiming that it could be an indicator of a future mental problem.  So fucking what?  All children these days suffer from one mental problem or other.

In my day, kids were generally one of four things.  We were well behaved or we were bad.  We were attentive of we were dreamers.  Generally our parents wanted us to be good and attentive.  Naturally we wanted to be dreamers and as bad as possible.  I’m not telling which I was but I still carry quite a few scars from that era.

Nowadays, kids aren’t bad any more. Instead they suffer from some fucking syndrome or other that has been invented so that the parents can disavow all responsibility.  When little Johnny sets the neighbour’s kittens alight, the parents shrug and say that it’s his Syndrome that caused that, and there is little they can do about it.  Sad, innit?!

Why don’t these fucking twats go study something useful for a change?  Why don’t they study the process by which a nice friendly reasonable man turns into a money grasping, power crazed little cunt as soon as he is elected to gubmint?  Why don’t they study why my neighbour howls like a rabid dog every time there is a full moon? [On second thoughts, that might actually be his dog, so skip that].  Why don’t they do a study to find out why they are so fucking obsessed with studies?

Hearing fucking voices!

Idiots.

I used to hear voices when I was a kid.

It was usually my parents threatening me with something dire if I didn’t behave myself.

 

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It was my syndrome what done it — 13 Comments

  1. Heh! I herad fucking voices all the time, noises pops squeals etc. Its called Tinnitus and its a real c–t.

  2. How’s about these langers go away and do a study on why folks spend months doing worthless “studies” 😉
     
    I can imagine archaeologists in two thousand years digging up the remnants of these and thinking was it any wonder we went extinct…..

  3. I have always heard voices and always at the same time, around nine in the evening. The voices always say the same thing;

    ‘DRINK ME…. DRINK ME… 

  4. I’ve been hearing voices a lot lately, they keep saying “get the f_ _ _ out of America, the ship is sinking!”  I’d come to Ireland but I know you don’t want me there either, shit!

  6. The only voice I ever hear (and ignore) is ‘erself telling me to either shape up or fuck off. God bless ‘er.

  7. Will be in Denver this weekend. Liverpool v Everton on in the pub there 5.30 am. (Denver 2 hrs behind us)  Flying Friday the 13th God help me. So will be boozing all day. Party on the night time too. I am too old for this shit. So you assholes amuse yourselves for the next couple of days. You will just have to argue with Patrick. 

  9. In a recent peer reviewed study, just published, experts examined a cross section of society visiting a web site.  All the respondents heard voices or other strange noises which produces the startling result that either they are all insane, or else they are perfectly normal individuals, who happen to hear noises. 

    I mean, what do they think our fucking ears are for?

  10. While we know who commissioned & compiled this report, we have not been informed of who it’s sponsors were, my guess is it was sponsored very generously by one or several drug companies, you know the caring ones, who really care about our young peoples health & well being, it being purely coincidental that they manufacture drugs that claim to treat non-psychotic psychiatric disorders such as depression, ADD, ADHD, OCD & whatever the fuck else there is. Get them diagnosed & labelled young, get them hooked on the medication at an early age & you have a customer for life.

    Either that or it’s the fucking EU that’s behind it, seeking to have over half the population declared unfit to vote before they even start school, anyone who spaeks out against them can then be carted away and sectioned; some might say that’s delusional & maybe it is but I’ve been hearing voices for many years.  

  11. When I have done some gardening on a warm summer’s day I generally hear a little voice in my head telling me to go down to the local and order a pint shandy, with wonderful red lemonade. Whether this voice is real or imaginary, I am grateful for its sensible message.

    I have to agree with a commenter that lots of ‘new studies’ are contradictory and useless – and based on vague scientific research criteria. Reports sent to newspaper and radio offices serve as paragraph fodder for lazy journos who don’t want to get out and interview the plain people about their daily concerns.

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