Opening my arse
So Mary Mad Cow Harney has been painted?
Doubtless it’s all we are going to hear about all day, as if she didn’t have it coming to her. Personally, I would have used some other liquid, but that’s beside the point.
The thing that strikes me about the incident though is what the fuck is she doing digging holes in the ground? Between her salary and allowances, I would imagin she knocks back well over a quarter of a million a year, and for that kind of money she should be working, and working hard, yet here she is playing around with a fucking spade?
Just about any time we hear something from a minister these days, he or she has been speaking at the opening of something. Every time we see them on the news, they are at the opening of a factory or the opening of a new road. What the fuck is this about? Why is it so important to have these wankers open up anything? Do they honestly think that because a minister opened something that it’s going to work better? Surely experience has taught us that any government involvement is the kiss of death?
If I were running this country [which, unfortunately I’m not] I would make it quite plain that any minister is free to open up their new local abbatoir or sewage farm if they wish, but it would be on two conditions – that they had nothing better to be doing at the time, and that it would be on their own time. In other words I can see no reason why they should be paid out of public funds for their little joy ride.
All of this leads to a few questions….
Why do we put up with this shit?
What inane fucker invites them in the first place?
Where can I get some nitric acid?
I was nodding in agreement the whole way through that post. Head Rambles for Irish Dictator I say.
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He’s got my vote.
I must admit I was worried when I read the title of the post. No offence intended, but your derriere is really not that high in the list of things I’d like to see, put it that way.
As for the post, it sounds like an act from a government that’s desperate to stay in power and that knows deep down, its time is up.
How does one go about voting for a dictator?
Reaper – I could have put a comma after Opening, but that would lessen the impact? Heh! Not a Goatse fan then?
it might be appropriate for our Ministers to open up their “new local abbatoir or sewage farm” given that you could expect them to talk bullshit at the opening
Zat is enough of zat. Your name is down on ze list at Headqvarters. Frau Reichsminister fur Genetische Kleansingen is doing a VONderful chob.
Ein Partei! Ein Volk! Ein Reich! (Ze Republicunt Partei).
Ja.
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Jawol, mein Kapitan. Give my regards to the Fuhrer Merkel.
Iâll send you a bottle of aqua regia, grandad. Just donât shake it until the fat lady sings.
Chemist – That’ll do just fine. Or I would be just as happy with a pint or two of nitro-glycerine if you have any lying around?
Iâm sure I could run some off, or something with a little more punch.
I wish you’d put a warning on the link as not safe for viewing due to the disturbing nature of the photo in the article. Jeez I’d hate to meet that on a dark night in a back alley. Do all your politicos look so frightening?
Nightlurker – She is pretty terrifying all right. Most of the others just look thick [which they are] but she is the real nightmare. The only obese Minister for Health in the world?
Please, please, show some respect for Her Obesity!
This sexism must stop – because she looks like a pig with lips is not her fault, it is a genetic problem. Just look around you; the percentage of hideuosly obese people, of all genders (several of same in the new Ireland) here is monsterously high.Â
Obesity seems to be a requirement for Bean Gardai (along with dwarfism.
When you find the source for nitric acid please post it here. I want to buy a barrel of it for my visit to the dail.Â