Trying to find the time
At last winter is over. Sort of.
We have endured a season of bank holidays and have jumped the final hurdle – playing around with clocks.
They say that putting the clocks forward gives us an extra hour. I’m not quite sure what I did with it. Maybe it fell down the back of the sofa or [God forbid] into one of the kitchen drawers. It always amazes me why clutter ends up in kitchen drawers? That seems to be a universal problem, along with odd socks and the proliferation of unused wire coat hangers. Certainly I didn’t notice any extra time. I woke up at around the usual time and the only difference was that clocks said something different.
Today is All Fools Day [or as some would have it, April Fool’s Day]. I’m not quite sure what the origin of this is and frankly I couldn’t be arsed to research it. Times past there used to be some great pranks played via radio, television and newspapers. Sadly the practice has dwindled simply because just about any modern headline could be a prank in disguise. The whole world has gone distinctly odd.
So it’s back to normality tomorrow. Time to start chasing the window/insulation mob again. I don’t expect any results but it’s fun annoying them.
Another thing I have decided to do is to get an electrician in to do the ceiling lights. It’s a simple job – replace the current lights with LEDs and replace the dimmer switches with ordinary ones. I rarely used the dimmer function anyway. I would do the job myself but I now find it very difficult to do jobs over my head for some reason. It’s painful and makes me dizzy. I don’t fancy taking a header onto the kitchen floor. I have had fun playing with the flashing garden light by dimming and brightening the kitchen lights but it’s time I grew up.
Time to go looking for that missing hour.
I’m not sure what I’ll do with it if I find it though.
Waste not, want not….. or maybe not?
Spring forward, fall back. It’s spring so the clocks went forward which means you lose an hour. The day they move is only 23 hours long. It goes 0000 to 0100 then at 0100 it goes forward and becomes 0200 then it runs to 2359.
It’s in the autumn when they go back that you gain that lost hour and that day has 25 hours in it. It goes 0000 to 0200 then at 0200 it falls back to 0100. So we get the extra hour then which then runs to 2359 giving 25 hours.
All my clocks, except for the one in the car which ironically checks and adjusts everything else but the clock set themselves. I don’t even notice the clocks moving back and forward unless someone mentions it. I would guess most people don’t even notice.
Damnit! I always get that wrong. It’s no wonder I couldn’t find that hour. So basically they have borrowed an hour and will pay it back next October? Do I get interest on the loan?
The only clock I have a problem with is my own wristwatch. Luckily I have a file stored which gives complicated instruction on how to reset it. Normally I forget to do the car, but that’s all right because I never bothered resetting it last October [I forgot]. It now tells the right time again.