A new life
I sometimes wonder if I died a while back.
Have I been resurrected into a world I don’t recognise any more? Is this Heaven, Hell or Purgatory? Or maybe Limbo?
This new place I’m in is full of weirdness that has me utterly confused.
There are now dozens of genders apparently where in my old life there were only two. The person sitting at the next table in the coffee shop could be a man or a woman. Or a man who used to be a woman or a woman who used to be a man, or someone who just wishes they were the other, or maybe half way through the process? Thank God my dating days are over. I don’t fancy discovering I’m sharing my bet with a lovely pair of tits and a big mickey.
According to the advertisements on television about ninety percent of Irish are now black. Black people providing healthcare, black people drinking fizzy drinks, black people using supermarkets. Its a rare thing to see an advertisement without a black person sticking their head in somewhere. And a lot of them could seriously do with losing a bit of weight. Especially the women.
The world seems to be burning up [which would seem that this is Hell and not any of the other three] and they are blaming me for this. Apparently everything has to be “sustainable” or “renewable” whether its the food I eat or my preferred mode of transport. I am an evil person because I burn oil and petrol apparently. The only way I can improve is by eating insects, grubs or meat produced in a laboratory. And walking everywhere of course.
The world seems to be on the brink of nuclear Armageddon, with Russia and Ukraine, North and South Korea, and China and anyone who looks at them sideways. I know this happened in my old life but that was merely a bit of a spat between Russia and America. This is a new level altogether.
And there’s a new lifeform which has arrived called AI which some say is going to be the end of humanity. AI is supposedly going to take over and decide we are superfluous to needs.
Maybe AI is right?
People of coliur outnumber people without colour in all adverts be they print or video. I think a message might being pushed but can’t be sure.
Nuclear war or even war itself holds no fear here. Mainly because the nuclear bit of the bombs qnd missiles is very difficult if not impossible to force into going bang.
As for the ruskies apparently they are poorly trained, ill disciplined, underpaid, incompetent and in the same breath defence anyalysts tell us we have our five nuclear powered attack submarines and a dozen worn out anti eubmarine frigates to protect us from attack by the incompetents.
Its all bollocks and its bad for yah!
Irelands fleet is tied up, not enough crew apparntly save for one ship is on patrol somewhere flying the EU flag. I wonder why the defence forces dont encouraage those who throw their passports away at Dublin qirport to join up qnd solve the manpower issue.
Perhaps they afraid of the water.
Forgot to add The West is Chinas export market so it makes zero sense for them to attack any western country.
They seem to be moaning a lot about the South China Seas and Taiwan? I’m not that bothered about Armageddon anyway as our winds mostly blow in from the Atlantic. Unless someone bombs that, of course….
Forgot to mention – The Irish Navy used to be advertised as the only navy in the world where you could go home for dinner.
Also forgot to mention – we recently bought two “new” navy ships from New Zealand [support your local trader?]. Both ships were delivered recently on board one cargo ship. In other words we got two second hand overgrown lifeboats that couldn’t be trusted in the open ocean.
Over here it’s referred to simply as ‘project fear’.
Mainly it’s only leftists who believe any of it, and they are slowly working their way towards the moment when everyone else rebels and they have to retire and begin again.
The rest of us simply don’t believe a word of it.
As they will no doubt soon discover!
You took the words right out of my mouth. Makes me hope I don’t live till 90. I never seem to what’s going to happen next to screw my idea of reality as it is.