Today is Prince Andrew’s birthday!
You know him? Randy Andy? The Man with the Golden Rod [as Virginia Giuffre probably calls him]?
Surely he must go down in history for shelling out a reputed twelve million to someone he says he never met? He never met me either. I think I’ll send him a bill.
You may wonder why I should remember his birthday? I can assure you I am no Royal Watcher. I have no idea when any of the others were born, least of all the Queen who has several birthdays. Nor do I care. It’s just that he happened to be born on my 10th birthday which was a bit mean. Stealing my thunder and all that. That must be worth a few million?
He’s 62 today.
God I feel fucking old…….