Going to the cleaners — 1 Comment

  1. I received a windows problem call from an eastern asian voice some time ago.
    I told him to f**k off and hung up.
    Immediately I got another call from him.
    He said “don’t you tell me to F**k off you Motherf**ker” and hung up.

    Result! I thought, upset him.
    Won’t make any difference I know, but I felt better.

    My favourite response now is – “I’m glad you called, can we talk about Jesus?”

    On the other hand, many years ago, I got a cold call from a girl wanting to sell me something – can’t remember what – and I said something like “what kind of a job do you call that bothering people unneccessarily?”
    She said “It’s better than the dole” which shut me up.

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