Late last night I was flicking around the channels before switching off the television.
By chance I hit on some female doing a stand-up comedy routine.
I let the programme run for a few minutes.
“What do you think of her” asks Herself.
“Mediocre” says I. “She’s trying too hard.”
“She’s an Australian woman and I bet she’s a lesbian” says Herself who can be quite acerbic at times [as I have found to my personal cost].
“What?” asks Herself.
“You hit the Jackpot. You have managed to be homophobic, xenophobic and misogynistic all in one short sentence. I am really impressed.”
“It’s nothing” says Herself smugly.
It is though.
I’m going to have my work cut out to beat that.